10 Things That Happen After 45
Sunday, 14 May 2017
Chin hair
You’re going to have to delve deep into that cluttered make up bag to find those long-lost tweezers for this risky task. Who’d have thought that hair could grow out of your chin anyway? Its only until that gust of wind comes and it’s flying solo you know you have a problem. Luckily, it isn’t visible to the naked eye, however as soon as you turn that mirror to the magnified side, it’s there staring you straight in the face.
That noise you make when you are getting up
You’ve been sitting watching your favourite drama, probably with a glass of wine and a mountain of chocolate. You get up for the wee you’ve needed since the last advert, you get up resembling someone who’s 9 months pregnant (but realise it’s just a chocolate baby) you let out an ‘ooft’. Did I just let out an ‘ooft’? Yes, yes you did.
Instagram
Or just social media in general. Your kids have probably set you up on all forms of social media, explained each one for all of 5 mins, stormed off because you don’t get it and now you are left to your own devices. Looks like a picture of the garden and the lemon drizzle cake you baked earlier will be your best bet. You get your first like from ‘Sandra’ who you went to school with 20 years ago – winning.
Menopause
Although at 45 you might not be there yet, if you are in your 50s, you know. The dreaded menopause. It has got that bad that you could stop traffic with how red your face is. Which, in case of an emergency could potentially be a good thing – if there’s an accident, or a cat in the road. Either that or you look like you just jumped out of the shower, so you helplessly scuffle in the bottom of your bag that might as well be a bottomless pit. Trying to find something durable enough to waft some air your way. We will just leave it at that.
Staying in
You’re at the point where if you are invited out on an evening, you make sure you are home by 10. It gets worth when you hit 50, if it’s after 6 you aren’t going anywhere - lunch is it!
Bladder
Now this could get messy. You can blame the children for this one. Bladder control is something of the past. Why is it you’ve held on for so long, yet you see your front door, getting your keys out ready and, bam the rest is history. The puddle might as well swallow you up.
Forgetfulness
The term ‘losing your marbles’ might just ring true. If you have ever experienced going to the shop and walking out with nothing that you went in for or you’ve forgotten where you parked your car in the multi-story carpark - us too!
Skin changes
Your hands start looking like your mother’s hands, (nothing wrong with that) that’s when you know. Pinch test: Well let’s just say your skin might as well stay up, it’s never coming back down.
It’s harder to lose weight
Gone are the days when you could cut out bread for a week and loose 5lbs. So, you might as well eat it, embrace it. But there is good news if you eat healthy par some bread and cheese, taking supplements and doing the odd bit of exercise then you just loose some!
Sex
Yes, you read right. Now for the good news, your sex drive will increase. Forget doom and gloom in the bedroom. It’s time to have some fun (If you’re not already)
What could be more exciting than a beautifully wrapped box full of mystery beauty products sent to your door each month – we say nothing. The beauty industry has been inundated with beauty subscription boxes that all have different qualities, prices and motives. It’s harder than ever to decide which one to go for and one couldn’t possibly have them all. We have put together a few beauty boxes so you won’t be disappointed.
GLOSSY BOX
Probably one of the most known boxes on the market, Glossy box is also at the lower price range, which is a good start. Your box will come wrapped and in a cute little pink box holding 5 mystery products, products each month include niche, high-end and emerging brands – so lots of variety. For the most recent May box glossy box have teamed up with brand-of-the-moment Scrub Love. Every subscriber receives a Detoxifying Activated Charcoal Body Scrub. For just £10.99 (excluding P&P) a month, you can receive this box in the post, or if you’d prefer there’s a 3-month plan, 6-month plan and 12-month plan. So there really is no excuse!
BIRCH BOX
Like Glossy Box, Birch box is another that sends out 5 products each month, however slight different as every box is themed. Founders, agreed that shopping for products was frustrating, inefficient, and confusing and that’s when Birchbox was born. April’s box saw a collaboration with Boden ‘The Bold and the Beautiful’, which included a full-size Manna Karda Cosmetics make-up treat. Birchbox is also £10 per month (excluding p&p). They have 6 months and 12 month subscriptions.
LOOK FANTASTIC
Guaranteed to provide 6 products worth up to £50, the Look Fantastic’s Beauty Box is a real contender for the top spot, with some of the best brands delivered to your door at for £13 a month. The May Beauty Box, is named ‘Get the Glow’. This box’s theme is all about get ready for the summer months, including a collection of luxurious treats designed to give you that radiant glow and summer shine. If that doesn’t tempt you, we don’t know what will.
LASTEST IN BEAUTY
Last but no means least, the Latest In Beauty box. This box does it a little different. Latest In Beauty offers subscription collection boxes or a curated selection of products chosen by you, from a whole range of products including skincare, make up, haircare or bath and body products. You can choose 3, 6 or 9 of your favourite products to try each month in your very own personalised box. Not to mention they also have free delivery, what more could you want?
There is nothing quite like taking the time out to relax and we mean relax. What better way to do that, then with a spa retreat. Whether it’s a romantic weekend with your lover, or strictly girls only there’s nothing that shouts ‘zen’ more than the indulgence of being pampered.
We have put together some of the best spas in London, whether you need to step out of you busy London life, or you need a mini break – these spas have everything you need. Get ready to put on your rope and enter the world of spa heaven.
The Bvlgari Hotel
Top Treatment
Thai Escape Full body Massage for 120 minutes / £250
Away Spa at the W hotel
If you are looking for a girly spa day then the away spa is the perfect spot. It is the go-to place for glamour, with a team of celebrity therapists offering head-to-toe treatments.
Top Treatment
Away signature facial – Reveals, Renews and Exfoliates 30 minutes / £55
ESPA Life at Corinthia
This spa is worth the visit. It is everything that a spa should be, serene, tranquil and breath-taking. It brings a huge team of the world’s top professionals offering, fitness, Nutrition, complementary healthcare and luxury spa treatments – you are definitely in good hands here.
Top Treatment
Personalised Massage. After a personal consultation and sensory test, you will receice a tailor-made massage 60 minutes /£140
Aman Spa
Underneath the Connaught hotel is the first Aman Spa to be built outside of the world-famous Aman resorts. Be prepared to enter ultimate relaxation in a place of simplicity, tranquillity and time. It offers specialist therapies and beauty services, or take a dip in the subtly-lit pool where all your worries will disappear. (or maybe just for a couple of hours)
Top Treatment
Body Envelopment. Cocooned in the earths nurturing richness, your body absorbs the healthy properties of unrefined Argiletz clays. 45 mins
COMO Spa
If you are looking to get away from stressful city life then this sleek, minimalist, peaceful spa will certainly help. With six treatment rooms, two of with are doubles, and private steam facilities, the spa offers a whole range of treatments with everyone in mind.
Top Treatment
Offering some of the best facials in London, using the likes of Guinot, Dr Perricone and Dr. Hauschka we recommend one of these 3 for a top treatment. 75 minutes / £99
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